Looking for Alaska #1

Dear Pudge,
You have many things to work on to become the legend your dad was. I think you're a little shy infront of everyone you talk to. You get pushed around to much. I think you should become a little more care free. You concentrate too much on what other people think of you. If you relax and stop thinking of your image people will think you're more chill. You're pretty lucky that colonel has been friendly and inclusive to you. You also need to get huge in the gym. You are a skinny wimp right now. Eat a bunch of food and work out with the colonel. I'd be embarassed if I was as skinny as you.
I think you could impress Alaska in a couple ways. First you need to come up with some tight pranks. You should light someone's head on fire or something crazy. You also should impress her by smoking a harsher cigarette. The colonel and Alaska would be amazed since they only smoke lights. You also have to fight someone and come out on top. That would be baller.
Sincerely,
Jake